HALLO PEOPLE (In that outrageous Boston accent)
Yes, I know I wasn't ACTUALLY at the run, however, the little voices in my head were channelling GERBILS who DID the run and was AT the circle.
It was not a particularly good start to the run as the Hare - RAMBO wasnt actually present. What with the GM being overseas, and the RA (Me)
sitting at home in my nice warm house, SEXCHANGE took control again. Waiting, waiting, waiting, finally SEXCHANGE hit upon the idea of actually 
ringing the hare and finding out WTF was going on. 
 
And so with RAMBO's relayed instructions ringing in the packs ears, they set off into the night. Of note, was the drink stop, which was serving out almost straight Gin. BETTY BOOP was shitfaced before the circle started!! 
The first charge was given to CRUNCHY CRACK who stated the bleedin obvious (It's a family talent) "Winter is coming" Straight out of Game of Thrones !!
 
SOFTCENTRE (Who, legend has it, is incapable of voicing her own opinion) gave an eloquent description of the run from a walkers perspective. She shot down the stand in GMs assertions that the run was going to be a clusterfuck, she noted how well marked the trail was with chalk and commented on how the great ACT flour shortage (Post softy and bigboys last run) was still affecting the laying of hash trail, quality or not. She awarded the semi present RAMBO a 9/10.
 
MEAT TO PLEASE YOU did the right thing and shot down any misapprehensions that the run may have been anything but mediocre and scored it 6/10. I mean, you can't have hashers strutting around being proud of a good score FFS. MEAT quite rightly preemptively scored the nosh highly.   
 
WXMAN added his usual (Charming ditty) / (woeful characterless dirge) to the hares Down Down song (Choose your own descriptor).
The VVRs were draggted screaming into the circle: CRASH and BURN, the PPs, SQUATTER, Big Boy and SOFTY, HORSE, WXMAN, GERBILS, PHALLUS and VOMIT, and SUNBEAM.
 
GERBILS channeled the following: CRASH and BURN can wee and fart at the same time. P and V is unable to function without ANKLE BITER. SQUATTERs ongoing relationship with Kangaroos hasnt diminished with time. SUNBEAM missed all / part of the run. DUCKHEAD was present only 6 hours prior to the run, in Kenya, getting high on smouldering elephant tusk. And P and V was charged for not providing the fire bucket.
 
The Big Prick was awarded to HIDDEN FLAGON, the little prick was awarded to P and V.
GREASE NIPPLE and FAG END both celebrated birthdays recently.
Anniversaries: Meat 964, JR 987, G'NASH 898, GERBILS 12, and SCARLETT 1239456345475 (Well, he's got nothing else to do.)
POOSHOOTER was called out as the evenings SOFT COCK and received the Cracker of the week.(actually a jar of pickled gerkins) CRACKERS would have been proud. 
 
And then GERBILS slipped into a food coma after eating 12 serves of RAMBOs Chicken satay "Taste a like"
Notes by FRIZZY LIZZY, channeled by GERBILS from the original idea by A. Gisbert